ALL OF THE GOOD SONGS FROM THE CARTER BY LIL WAYNE:

hoes ft. mannie fresh - this is more wonderful than anything in the world. okay, wayne spits filthy game over this like fucking smoothsmoothed out beat like all oldfashioned and with big drums but also a plain flute thing and mannie on the chorus and smooth singalongers singing along with him. and best mannie verse ever, reproduced here in capital letters:

GOT THIS RAT NAMED SHELLY THAT LOVE MAKAVELI
NUMBER FIVE COMBO MEALS AND SPLASHIN KY JELLY
AN OLDSCHOOL SHORTY, STILL DRINK A FORTY
GRAB THE MIC, START A FIGHT, FUCK UP THE WHOLE PARTY
BABY YOU SHOULD LEAVE, ADJUST YOUR WEAVE
THAT'S VELCRO? HELL NO! GO WITH STEVE
GOT THIS LEADSANGER BITCH FROM A POPULAR GROUP
I WOULD SAY HER NAME BUT SHE BOUGHT ME A COUPE
GOT THIS HOOVER HOE SHAWNNA, SMELL LIKE MARIJUANA
SHE DIG LIL WAYNE BUT SHE LOVE THE BIG TYMER
PRETTY GIRL PATRICE FOUND OUT I'M FUCKIN HER NIECE
SHE TRIED TO STAB HER, SO I GRABBED HER AND WE CALLED THE POLICE
MR OFFICER, THE BITCH DONE LOST IT, BRUH
SHE GOIN TO JAIL? OH WELL, I BE FUCKIN HER
SEE TWO DYKE SPANISH TWINS, NUTS PRESSED ON THEIR CHINS
WILL WE GO, VIDEO, WELL NIGGA THAT DEPENDS (SHOOT THE MOVIE!)

wayne's last verse is fucking awesome too. he sounds like jay-z! best rapper alive since the best rapper retired!

snitch - smile. it's really faggy slow disco with swooshy sounds and it sounds like daft punk (TOP 2 RAP SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE DAFT PUNK: 1. SNITCH. 2. GHETTO CHICK BY THREE SIX MAFIA)!! and he should be rapping about girls and have tq on the hook but it's some gleeful shit about murdering snitches. the hook: don't let your mouth open up! cause you don't wanna see the handgun open up! don't let your mouth open up! cause you don't wanna see the automatic open up! so, yeah. THESE NIGGAS MOUTHS IS RUNNIN LIKE HOT WATER, I SWEAR TO GOD. REAL NIGGAS TAKING FALLS LIKE NIAGARA, TRYNA STAY UP LIKE VIAGRA, BUT IT AIN'T GON HAPPEN. THESE NIGGAS IS BEST BUDDIES WITH THE 5-0 TEAM, THEY KNOW THE DA BY NAME. IT AIN'T NO GAME-- IT USED TO BE ONE!

go dj - sorry nothing else is as good as hoes but this is really good too. yeah, he sounds like jay with a new orleans accent, all that grimey smoothness confidence in his flow and his flow is as good as anyone else alive and he kills tracks like this. it's got those old basic stuttery mannie drums that he hasn't used since 500 degreez and spacey keyboard sounds but not evil and plastic like old mf or gay and hollow like lil jon's, they're just like neutral spacey like the asteroid level in starfox.

bm jr. - this is still my favorite wayne style, dark and tense, and crispy, way too tight drums and bells tolling. now he kind of sounds like good, paranoid nastradamus nas but more violent and genuinely scary-- even if he's the still the least scariest hot boy.

there are more than four good songs, only a few songs on it are bad. it's kind of like what i hoped the lloyd banks album would be, boring confident super-rapper over nice smooth beats. and still the old wayne fuck the world tracks and baby and mannie guest verses. HE SOUNDS LIKE JAY-Z DUDE